You Decide

Any other band that ever existed, obviously. For all you kids out there, the Eagles are like if your dad bought an ugly guitar and joined Nickelback. And yes we know that saying you hate Nickelback or the Eagles is like saying you hate racism but come on, they really do suck.

Put it this way, if you want to fight for a deck chair with a greasy guy named Dwight from Iowa who reminds you of your creepy uncle Vern and his pasty wife Irene, who smells like sweaty cheese, then go to the all inclusive because you probably won't want to come with us.

Tip to tail is some hipster shit where you eat the entire animal, including the naughty bits. And Meat is Murder is a Morrissey reference. It has something to do with clubbing babies. I don't know, look it up. Anyway, eat whatever you want.

Diet anything is like drinking cancer! Not that we would ever encourage drinking alcohol but both wine tours and pub crawls can be fun depending on who you're with and how much you drink. Do drink lots of water.

This place all the way! That shit is cool!!! Of course the Eiffel Tower is ok too but you can see that on your honeymoon or the seniors tour you take with your mom.

Neither! You're going somewhere awesome so turn off that damn screen and go outside!

The chicken bus may smell like vomit (probably yours) and the chickens may be kind of weird but it only costs $0.37 cents to get you half way across the country and your Facebook friends will think you're really cultured. So chicken bus. Hint... Don't eat the mystery meat that woman is trying to sell you. We tried it... not good.

Rolly-suitcase... haha. People will laugh at you. We're laughing at you! No really, pack any way you want but the right answer is backpack. Bonus points if all you bring is your passport and toothbrush.

Whatever, we aren't the fashion police. But don't wear a Speedo to the restaurant. Show some respect. Correct answer... neither.