Ask us where we’re sending you

This is a major league Rookie mistake. Hall of fame stuff.

Ok it’s not really a mistake, it’s actually part of the fun.

But we won’t tell. You can ask for hints, ask yes or no questions, or obvious questions like; “Is it a warm place?” or, “Should I pack my parka?” or maybe “Do they eat dogs there?”

The answer will always be “yes”, or “maybe” or most likely—silence.

We are like the Fort Knox or brick wall of trip secrets. We never tell.  Not even our mothers know. Well ok, sometimes Simon’s wife finds out because he is not very clever when it comes to closing his email.

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